Saturday, October 19, 2024

DCW Owner Ryu Hayabusa Reveals Commissioner Penska's Secret Vendetta Against Twitch Earlier Tonight on SMACKDOWN; PENSKA FIRED!

Smackdown opened last night, with DCW Owner Ryu Hayabusa making his way down to the ring. He began saying, "It's such a shame that the FORMER Commissioner Penska and I have had such a tumultuous relationship since I bought DCW back in April 2023. I do understand that she wanted to buy this company, but she didn't bid high enough. So, I was able to purchase DCW. Anyways, she has given me a lot of stress and tension since that time. I'm not a hard man to get along with, and I'm a more patient man than most. Penska has broken every rule during her time as Commissioner, and well, her time is over now or is it? She does have talents that could still be used here in DCW. Seeing as Eric Bischoff is now the new Commissioner of DCW. Some people have said that there really isn't a spot for Penska now. Personally, I do have a new position for her if she really wants it. I'd like to take this opportunity to invite the former Commissioner out here right now, and I would really like to bury the hatchet with her."

Next, Commissioner Penska made her way to the ring, laughing and waving at Ryu Hayabusa. Commissioner Penska grabbed a microphone, but Hayabusa took it out of her hand. The crowd cheers loudly. Ryu Hayabusa said, "Please, just listen to me. There are some things I want to say to you here and now. I really hope that you and I can bury the hatchet here tonight, and maybe we can even continue doing business together. I'm not a bad guy, am I? Remember that secret about you and Twitch that you didn't want anyone to know about? Did I tell anyone? No, I didn't. Even after everything you've done to me, I still didn't reveal it, and I won't. You have my word on that. I ask you, would you be willing to shake my hand here tonight and bury the hatchet so we can move forward?" The crowd starts booing loudly! NO NO NO!!! Chants fill the arena...

Commissioner Penska said, "Oh yes! Absolutely, Mr. Ryu Hayabusa, sir. I would love to bury the hatchet and move forward."

So, then the 2 of them shook hands. Then, Ryu Hayabusa says, "You know what? I think I changed my mind. Ladies and gentlemen, do you want to know the real reason Commissioner Penska had a secret vendetta against Twitch? Let me tell you why. One night, the other wrestlers challenged Twitch to call Commissioner Penska and have phone sex with her. Little did she know that there were many wrestlers listening to this phone call, and it was also recorded. Penska really believed that Twitch wanted a relationship with her, but it was all a game. So, ever since that time, Penska has been full of hatred towards Twitch. Also, Miss Penska, I've been keeping a secret from you as well. I LIED AND YOU ARE TERMINATED!"

Then Ryu Hayabusa leaves the ring and Penska is left crying in the middle of the ring. What a crazy turn of events! Both Twitch and Commissioner Penska have both been fired this week!!!!!!


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