BREAKING NEWS: Twitch Gives Eric Bischoff Control of DCW!! Twitch Fired!!!

Twitch defeated Commissioner Penska in their Hardcore Anything Goes Match, which took place at DCW: "Wrestlemania III." The stipulation was that the winner of the match would gain control of DCW. When Twitch won the match, he was appointed as the new DCW Commissioner.

The next night, Twitch began Monday Night RAW with a very important announcement. Twitch said, "DCW Owner Ryu Hayabusa came to me and told me that he needs me to defeat Commissioner Penska at DCW: "Wrestlemania III" so he could gain full control over DCW again. This is why that stipulation was added to the match. Ryu and I have also been having discussions with a major name in the wrestling business for a while now. A wrestling name that has made headlines all over the world. A major name that is from one of the two biggest wrestling companies in the world. This major wrestling name has been giving both Ryu and myself a lot of important information regarding both business and other networking connections outside of the wrestling world. I'm personally very thankful to be the new commissioner of Deranged Championship Wrestling, but at the same time. My time as an active wrestler is far from over. I'm not looking to hang up my wrestling boots yet. Therefore, the DCW owner, Ryu Hayabusa, and myself have decided that this major wrestling name that I've been alluding to has been chosen to take over the role of the new DCW commissioner. This individual will now have the power to control DCW and its future. We have gained a great personal relationship with this man over the last year, and we've all developed a close trust for one another. We're very proud to be bringing him into the company. The contract has already been signed. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you the brand new DCW commissioner, Eric Bischoff!"

Eric Bischoff makes his way to the ring. Twitch gives him a hug, but he doesn't hug him back. Then, Twitch looks at him and says, "Is something wrong?" Bischoff then says, "Yeah, something is wrong! Something is very wrong!! Something that you and that idiot owner of this company aren't aware of. Let me ask you something: Who do you think really brought the nWo to DCW? You think it was Commissioner Penska? No, it was the money I paid to her that brought the nWo into DCW. Let me ask you this: Who do you think told Goldberg to approach DCW Owner Ryu Hayabusa? Who do you think sent Goldberg out to the ring to make sure Hollywood Hogan retained his DCW World Championship at Wrestlemania III? Also, do you really think that Ryu and I just happened to meet in a restruant by chance? All of that was me! I've been playing you stupid hicks from day 1. Understand this: the wrestling business already has 2 major wrestling companies. We don't need a 3rd wrestling company. DCW SUCKS!!! So, let me say this: I'm going to fire all of you DCW idiots! Then, I'm going to shut this shitty company down. I have a few things left to say before I end this. What I want to say is fuck you, Ryu Hayabusa! Fuck DCW! And fuck you, Twitch! You're ass is fired! Security, get this piece of shit out of my ring! This is my company now and there's nothing no one can do about it because the contract is already signed! DCW your ass now belongs to me! Hit my music sweet tits!"

ERIC BISCHOFF IS THE NEW DCW COMMISSIONER & TWITCH IS FIRED FROM DCW!