Tuesday, October 15, 2024

BREAKING NEWS: Twitch Gives Eric Bischoff Control of DCW!! Twitch Fired!!!

Twitch defeated Commissioner Penska in their Hardcore Anything Goes Match, which took place at DCW: "Wrestlemania III." The stipulation was that the winner of the match would gain control of DCW. When Twitch won the match, he was appointed as the new DCW Commissioner.

The next night, Twitch began Monday Night RAW with a very important announcement. Twitch said, "DCW Owner Ryu Hayabusa came to me and told me that he needs me to defeat Commissioner Penska at DCW: "Wrestlemania III" so he could gain full control over DCW again. This is why that stipulation was added to the match. Ryu and I have also been having discussions with a major name in the wrestling business for a while now. A wrestling name that has made headlines all over the world. A major name that is from one of the two biggest wrestling companies in the world. This major wrestling name has been giving both Ryu and myself a lot of important information regarding both business and other networking connections outside of the wrestling world. I'm personally very thankful to be the new commissioner of Deranged Championship Wrestling, but at the same time. My time as an active wrestler is far from over. I'm not looking to hang up my wrestling boots yet. Therefore, the DCW owner, Ryu Hayabusa, and myself have decided that this major wrestling name that I've been alluding to has been chosen to take over the role of the new DCW commissioner. This individual will now have the power to control DCW and its future. We have gained a great personal relationship with this man over the last year, and we've all developed a close trust for one another. We're very proud to be bringing him into the company. The contract has already been signed. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you the brand new DCW commissioner, Eric Bischoff!"

Eric Bischoff makes his way to the ring. Twitch gives him a hug, but he doesn't hug him back. Then, Twitch looks at him and says, "Is something wrong?" Bischoff then says, "Yeah, something is wrong! Something is very wrong!! Something that you and that idiot owner of this company aren't aware of. Let me ask you something: Who do you think really brought the nWo to DCW? You think it was Commissioner Penska? No, it was the money I paid to her that brought the nWo into DCW. Let me ask you this: Who do you think told Goldberg to approach DCW Owner Ryu Hayabusa? Who do you think sent Goldberg out to the ring to make sure Hollywood Hogan retained his DCW World Championship at Wrestlemania III? Also, do you really think that Ryu and I just happened to meet in a restruant by chance? All of that was me! I've been playing you stupid hicks from day 1. Understand this: the wrestling business already has 2 major wrestling companies. We don't need a 3rd wrestling company. DCW SUCKS!!! So, let me say this: I'm going to fire all of you DCW idiots! Then, I'm going to shut this shitty company down. I have a few things left to say before I end this. What I want to say is fuck you, Ryu Hayabusa! Fuck DCW! And fuck you, Twitch! You're ass is fired! Security, get this piece of shit out of my ring! This is my company now and there's nothing no one can do about it because the contract is already signed! DCW your ass now belongs to me! Hit my music sweet tits!"

ERIC BISCHOFF IS THE NEW DCW COMMISSIONER & TWITCH IS FIRED FROM DCW!








The Outsiders Win DCW World Tag Team Championships at DCW: "Wrestlemania III"; Halloween Jack Seriously Injured

Please check out our October 14th, 2024 post, "Richter Von Trash Attacked Backstage at DCW: "Wrestlemania III"; Found Unconscious By Dismembered," as it pertains specifically to today's post.

After Richter Von Trash was found unconscious in the parking lot, he was taken by ambulance to a medical facility. Therefore, Halloween Jack was forced to defend their DCW World Tag Team Championships in a handicapped match against nWo Members Scott Hall & Kevin Nash. Halloween Jack had a very rough night at DCW: "Wrestlemania III." First off, he loses his tag team partner due to him being attacked. Then, he is forced into defending the DCW World Tag Team Championships in a handicapped match against The Outsiders. The Outsiders grabbed many weapons to beat down Halloween Jack with during the match. Scott Hall beat Halloween Jack in the face with the steel steps, causing him to bleed profusely. Kevin Nash hit Halloween Jack with a huge powerbomb. Then, Scott Hall hit Halloween Jack with a Razor's Edge for the pinfall victory.

We have learned that Halloween Jack has torn his quad during this match, and he will be out of action for a very long duration of time.

WINNER & NEW DCW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: THE OUTSIDERS






Monday, October 14, 2024

Twitch Defeats Penska at DCW: "Wrestlemania III"; Twitch Will Make A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT Tonight on RAW

Last night, at DCW: "Wrestlemania III," the long-standing feud between Twitch and Commissioner Penska finally came to its rightful conclusion. Commissioner Penska and Twitch have both remained silent concerning Penska's secret vendetta against Twitch. Something happened in the past which the public has not been made aware of. These 2 bitter enemies ended their feud last night in a Hardcore Anything Goes Match where the winner of the match would gain control of DCW.

During this match, there was a lot of back and forth action. The match began with Commissioner Penska talking trash close up in Twitch's face. Then she slapped him very hard in the face and busted his mouth open. Soon after, Twitch began a violent attack on her. Once she was laid out in the ring, Twitch went outside the ring and grabbed a ring bell and hit her in the face with it. When Penska made her way back to her feet, she kicked Twitch low. This helped her to gain some momentum by beating him with the steel ring steps. However, Twitch made a comeback after a few minutes. Twitch hit Penska with his spinning DDT two times. Then, he went up to the top rope and hit Commissioner Penska with his Frogsplash finishing maneuver for the victory at 7:36.

TWITCH TO MAKE MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT ON RAW TONIGHT!!!

Twitch said that he is very thankful to have defeated Commissioner Penska last night at DCW: "Wrestlemania III,"  and he has a lot to get off his chest. He will be making some kind of major announcement tonight on RAW that will shake the entire foundation of DCW! Stay tuned for that!!!





Richter Von Trash Attacked Backstage at DCW: "Wrestlemania III"; Found Unconscious By Dismembered

Last night, at DCW: "Wrestlemania III," Richter Von Trash was violently attacked and found unconscious in the parking lot by one of his Dark Astray faction members Dismembered. Richter was found bloodied and battered.

"The security camera near the crime scene was mysteriously covered only moments before the attack. Also, the evidence points to there being one attacker and also one individual who covered the camera moments before the attack. This whole thing was definitely planned out in stages. At this time, we have no possible leads, but we will be looking for more evidence as the crime scene investigation unfolds." Police said.

Who could've done this to Richter Von Trash? Because of the attack on Richter Von Trash, he was unable to compete at DCW: "Wrestlemania III". Richter Von Trash and his tag team partner Halloween Jack were scheduled to defend their DCW World Tag Team Championships against nWo members Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. Since Richter was unable to compete, Halloween Jack was forced to defend their DCW World Tag Team Championships against The Outsiders all by himself. We will keep you up to date on this developing story.


Sunday, October 13, 2024

DCW: "Wrestlemania III" Results Now Online!

To see the DCW: "Wrestlemania III" Pay Per View Event Results.
Please, feel free to click on the image below.
Thank you!

DCW Owner,
Ryu Hayabusa


Sunday, October 6, 2024

Sunday, September 29, 2024

Commissioner Penska & Twitch Injury Updates; Commissioner Penska vs. Twitch Match Coming at DCW: "Wrestlemania III"

Commissioner Penska was severely burned during her match at DCW: "Summerslam 3" when Dark Astray member Insanity blew 2 fireballs into her face. She also took a lot of punishment from Dismembered too, with these 2 men double teaming her constantly throughout the match. The match only lasted 5 minutes, but the damage has definitely taken its toll. Penska's doctors have stated that she has made a lot of progress in her recovery, and she will be ready to get in the ring with Twitch in a Hardcore Anything Goes Match where the winner gains control of DCW. Commissioner Penska vs. Twitch will be happening on Sunday, October 13th, 2024, at DCW: "Wrestlemania III."

Twitch faced off against nWo members Scott Hall & Kevin Nash at DCW: "Summerslam 3." Much like Comissioner Penska, Twitch also took a terrible beating during his handicapped match. The match finally ended after a halicious 6 minute beatdown. Kevin Nash pinned Twitch after a Jackknife Powerbomb. By the matches end, Twitch was bleeding quite profusely. He was rushed to a nearby medical facility for treatment for his wounds. Twitch hasn't been seen on DCW television ever since the injury on Sunday, August 25th, 2024. However, he will be returning on Sunday, October 13th, 2024 to face off against Commissioner Penska at DCW: "Wrestlemania III."


BREAKING NEWS: Twitch Gives Eric Bischoff Control of DCW!! Twitch Fired!!!

Twitch defeated Commissioner Penska in their Hardcore Anything Goes Match, which took place at DCW: "Wrestlemania III. " The st...