Ladies and gentlemen, last night at WCW vs. DCW: "Survivor Series 4: The Invasion Ends," WCW and Eric Bischoff ended up defeating DCW along with its now former owner, Ryu Hayabusa. So, Eric Bischoff is now the owner of WCW (World Championship Wrestling) and also the new owner of DCW (Deranged Championship Wrestling).
This morning Eric Bischoff was interviewed by countless TV reporters, and Eric Bischoff said, "Yes, we finally did it. WCW has finally overtaken DCW, and now I'm the new owner of Deranged Championship Wrestling. So, many people have been asking me, what are my plans for DCW? I'll tell you what I said from the very beginning. I said that I was going to shut this company down and use it to my advantage. Moving forward, DCW will be rebranded as WCW. All of the current DCW Championships will be rebranded as WCW Championships. Very soon, my company, World Championship Wrestling, will be up and running in full force again, and we're looking to put the World Wrestling Federation and Vince McMahon out of business once and for all. I am going to be the new face of professional wrestling, and the WCW will rule the entire wrestling industry!!! Many other business details will be released in the coming days. Thank you all for your time!"